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As I wept tears of wave jealousy into my soy latte, Adriano took out the supertubes contest amidst so many claims I lost count. He cried, Brazilians worldwide cheered, and he hugged his mum. I went for a surf, tried to do some turns, cried, but my mum was nowhere to be seen. Poor me. Now Im hatching a plot for 'style' to be included in the judging criteria instead of 'speed, power and flow' which sounds like something I read on a blue box in the bathroom once. 'But style is subjective silly' I hear you sing. No its not. Not in surfing anyway. And by the way, Gabriel Medina has style, to cover my back.